Pakibeer

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It's the cheap-ass beer Pakistani street guys sell in Europe when they're too lazy to do anything else. You haggle for it. You get drunk on it. You don't care if it's bad.
I paid 2 euros for a Pakibeer. It tasted like sadness and regret. Still drank it.
My cousin got so wasted on Pakibeer, he tried to start a fight with a streetlight.
Pakibeer is the only thing keeping Europe from collapsing into a puddle of shame.
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Pakibeer is the beer Pakistani guys sell out of shopping carts at 2 a. m. when the stores are closed and your life is falling apart.
I bought Pakibeer at 2 a. m. and cried in a parking lot. It was worth it.
My friend tried to sell Pakibeer in Paris. The cops gave him a ticket and a slap.
You can't buy Pakibeer in a store. You have to yell at a guy until he gives it to you.
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Pakibeer is the beer Pakistani guys sell in Europe because they think they're fancy. It's weak. It's bad. But it's free if you swear at them enough.
I swore at a Pakistani guy until he gave me Pakibeer for free. I got a headache and a beer.
Pakibeer tastes like regret and expired milk. But I still drink it.
My friend got kicked out of a street corner for trying to drink Pakibeer too loud.
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