Pakibeer
Pakibeer is the beer Pakistani guys sell in Europe because they think they're fancy. It's weak. It's bad. But it's free if you swear at them enough.
I swore at a Pakistani guy until he gave me Pakibeer for free. I got a headache and a beer.
Pakibeer tastes like regret and expired milk. But I still drink it.
My friend got kicked out of a street corner for trying to drink Pakibeer too loud.