Pakibeer
It's the cheap-ass beer Pakistani street guys sell in Europe when they're too lazy to do anything else. You haggle for it. You get drunk on it. You don't care if it's bad.
I paid 2 euros for a Pakibeer. It tasted like sadness and regret. Still drank it.
My cousin got so wasted on Pakibeer, he tried to start a fight with a streetlight.
Pakibeer is the only thing keeping Europe from collapsing into a puddle of shame.