Pakibeer
Pakibeer is the beer Pakistani guys sell out of shopping carts at 2 a. m. when the stores are closed and your life is falling apart.
I bought Pakibeer at 2 a. m. and cried in a parking lot. It was worth it.
My friend tried to sell Pakibeer in Paris. The cops gave him a ticket and a slap.
You can't buy Pakibeer in a store. You have to yell at a guy until he gives it to you.