Painvain

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A demon that comes out at night to stab your dreams with a fork and a spoon. They’re bald, have no face, and smell like old pizza and regret. They usually teach French and hate your life.
Your French teacher screaming at you for not knowing the difference between 'être' and 'avoir'.
Your cousin’s mom trying to explain why you should be excited about conjugating verbs.
Your neighbor’s dog eating your homework and then crying in the corner.
by Slangipedia 6d ago
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A magical creature that lives in the back of your classroom and eats your hopes for the future. They’re fat, have no sense of style, and sound like a broken toaster. They also think 'bonjour' is a curse.
Your French teacher giving you a pop quiz on the entire dictionary.
Your friend’s dad trying to be cool by saying 'bonjour' in a very loud voice.
Your dog learning French and then barking at you in frustration.
by Slangipedia 6d ago
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A monster that takes over your brain during lunch and makes you forget everything you ever learned. They’re ugly, they’re mean, and they think 'être' is a curse. They also have the voice of a dying parrot.
Your French teacher making you write a 10-page essay on 'the uses of être'.
Your mom trying to help you with your homework and then crying.
Your dog learning French and then barking at the mailman in frustration.
by Slangipedia 6d ago
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A cursed being that appears in the middle of your day and forces you to learn French by screaming at you. They’re old, they’re bald, and they think your life is a joke. They also bring snacks that are not good.
Your French teacher making you learn all the tenses in one day.
Your dad trying to be funny by saying 'Bonjour, mon enfant!' in a very loud voice.
Your dog eating your vocabulary list and then pooping it out.
by Slangipedia 6d ago
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A demon from the void that takes over your brain and makes you speak French in your sleep. They’re fat, they’re loud, and they have no fashion sense. They also think 'avoir' is the worst thing ever.
Your French teacher giving you a quiz on the entire conjugation of 'avoir'.
Your friend’s dad trying to be cool by saying 'avoir' in a very loud voice.
Your dog learning French and then barking at you in frustration.
by Slangipedia 6d ago
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