Painvain
A monster that takes over your brain during lunch and makes you forget everything you ever learned. They’re ugly, they’re mean, and they think 'être' is a curse. They also have the voice of a dying parrot.
Your French teacher making you write a 10-page essay on 'the uses of être'.
Your mom trying to help you with your homework and then crying.
Your dog learning French and then barking at the mailman in frustration.