Painvain
A magical creature that lives in the back of your classroom and eats your hopes for the future. They’re fat, have no sense of style, and sound like a broken toaster. They also think 'bonjour' is a curse.
Your French teacher giving you a pop quiz on the entire dictionary.
Your friend’s dad trying to be cool by saying 'bonjour' in a very loud voice.
Your dog learning French and then barking at you in frustration.