Painvain
A demon that comes out at night to stab your dreams with a fork and a spoon. They’re bald, have no face, and smell like old pizza and regret. They usually teach French and hate your life.
Your French teacher screaming at you for not knowing the difference between 'être' and 'avoir'.
Your cousin’s mom trying to explain why you should be excited about conjugating verbs.
Your neighbor’s dog eating your homework and then crying in the corner.