Painties

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Painties are when you draw on your underwear like a madman. If you use edible paint, you might end up eating your mistakes and your regrets.
I painted my panties like a mural and then ate them. My stomach now has a permanent tattoo.
My painties looked like a toddler did a Jackson Pollock and then cried on them.
I tried to make my painties look fancy, but now my underwear looks like a crime scene.
by Slangipedia 6d ago
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A Painty is a moderator who thinks they're God, but they're just a glorified keyboard warrior who deletes your posts because they're too petty to handle a little criticism.
The Painty banned me for saying they look like a soggy pizza. I just called them a soggy pizza in the comments.
That Painty deleted my post because I used the word ‘fart’ too many times.
The Painty banned my entire family just because I said ‘fart’ once.
by Slangipedia 6d ago
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A Painty girl is someone who slaps on so much makeup it looks like she tried to glue a raccoon to her face. She looks like a clown who got hit by a beauty contest.
My cousin is a Painty girl. She looks like a glitter bomb exploded in her face.
That girl walked in like she was going to a beauty pageant, but she looked like a glitter bomb exploded in her face.
My Painty friend tried to do her makeup in the dark. Now she looks like a raccoon that was hit by a glitter bomb.
by Slangipedia 6d ago
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Painties are when a woman sprays so much paint up there it runs out of her butt like a river of color. It's like a paint war in your pants.
I sprayed paint so hard up there, my butt looked like a paint factory exploded.
That woman painted so much up there, her butt now looks like a rainbow exploded.
My Painties were so bad, my butt looked like it had a paintball war.
by Slangipedia 6d ago
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Painties are the pirate picture from SpongeBob, but it's so bad it looks like a toddler drew it with a finger dipped in paint and a lot of frustration.
That Painty pirate looks like my toddler drew it with a finger and a lot of glitter.
The Painty pirate from SpongeBob looks like my toddler had a meltdown and drew it with glitter.
I tried to draw the Painty pirate, but it looked like my toddler had a meltdown with glitter.
by Slangipedia 6d ago
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A Painty is a hipster who thinks they're so edgy they can live on $3 a week and still act like they're important. They probably think they’re the next big thing and they’re not.
That Painty thinks he’s the next big thing, but he’s just wearing $3 thrift store clothes and a raccoon face.
My Painty neighbor thinks he’s a philosopher, but he just reads Bukowski and talks about existentialism in the park.
That Painty thinks he’s so edgy, but he’s just wearing $3 clothes and looks like a raccoon.
by Slangipedia 6d ago
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