Painties - Painties are when you draw on your underwear like a madman.

Painties are when you draw on your underwear like a madman. If you use edible paint, you might end up eating your mistakes and your regrets.

I painted my panties like a mural and then ate them. My stomach now has a permanent tattoo.

My painties looked like a toddler did a Jackson Pollock and then cried on them.

I tried to make my painties look fancy, but now my underwear looks like a crime scene.