Painties
A Painty is a moderator who thinks they're God, but they're just a glorified keyboard warrior who deletes your posts because they're too petty to handle a little criticism.
The Painty banned me for saying they look like a soggy pizza. I just called them a soggy pizza in the comments.
That Painty deleted my post because I used the word ‘fart’ too many times.
The Painty banned my entire family just because I said ‘fart’ once.