Painties
A Painty is a hipster who thinks they're so edgy they can live on $3 a week and still act like they're important. They probably think they’re the next big thing and they’re not.
That Painty thinks he’s the next big thing, but he’s just wearing $3 thrift store clothes and a raccoon face.
My Painty neighbor thinks he’s a philosopher, but he just reads Bukowski and talks about existentialism in the park.
That Painty thinks he’s so edgy, but he’s just wearing $3 clothes and looks like a raccoon.