Pahlen

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Pahlen are brainless, smelly, backwoods morons who think they're kings just because they wear a hat. They brag like they’re famous, but they can’t even spell their own name.
@PahlenDude: I’m the king of the hill. You’re just a peasant. Also, I have 3 cows.
My cousin’s a Pahlen. He told me he’s rich. He has a phone that’s 2 years old.
Pahlen trash talked me for an hour. He doesn’t even know what a sandwich is.
by Slangipedia 6d ago
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Pahlen are the kind of people who think they’re tough, but they’re just loud and dumb. They talk big, but they can’t back it up. They’re like a dog that barks but never bites.
My neighbor’s a Pahlen. He yells at the mailman like he’s going to war.
Pahlen tried to start a fight with me. He had a soda and a sandwich. I had a plan.
My teacher says Pahlen are the worst. They don’t even know how to do math.
by Slangipedia 6d ago
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Pahlen are like the worst kind of possum. They make a lot of noise, but they’re not smart. They think they’re cool, but they just look stupid.
I saw a Pahlen in the park. He was talking to a chicken like it was his best friend.
My mom says my uncle is a Pahlen. He tried to fix the TV with a hammer.
Pahlen called me a nerd. He doesn’t even know what a nerd is.
by Slangipedia 6d ago
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Pahlen are the kind of people who think they’re the best, but they’re actually the worst. They talk a lot, but they don’t know anything. They’re like a broken radio that just blares noise.
A Pahlen walked into a store and asked for a ‘big lunch.’ He didn’t know what a sandwich was.
My friend’s cousin is a Pahlen. He said he’s the best at everything. He can’t even tie his shoes.
Pahlen tried to be cool by wearing a hat. It was from 2005.
by Slangipedia 6d ago
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Pahlen are like a broken clock. They’re loud, they’re dumb, and they think they’re the best. But they don’t know what time it is, and they don’t care.
Pahlen walked into my class and said he’s the best. He didn’t know what day it was.
My brother’s a Pahlen. He thinks he’s rich because he has a phone that’s 4 years old.
A Pahlen tried to teach me how to ride a bike. He fell off and cried.
by Slangipedia 6d ago
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Pahlen are the kind of people who think they’re tough, but they’re just loud and dumb. They talk like they’re in a movie, but they don’t know what a plot is.
Pahlen tried to be a hero. He jumped into a pool and came out screaming.
A Pahlen walked into a room and said, ‘I am the king of this place.’ No one believed him.
My neighbor’s a Pahlen. He thinks he’s the best. He can’t even do his own laundry.
by Slangipedia 6d ago
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