Pahlen
Pahlen are the kind of people who think they’re tough, but they’re just loud and dumb. They talk like they’re in a movie, but they don’t know what a plot is.
Pahlen tried to be a hero. He jumped into a pool and came out screaming.
A Pahlen walked into a room and said, ‘I am the king of this place.’ No one believed him.
My neighbor’s a Pahlen. He thinks he’s the best. He can’t even do his own laundry.