Pahlen
Pahlen are like a broken clock. They’re loud, they’re dumb, and they think they’re the best. But they don’t know what time it is, and they don’t care.
Pahlen walked into my class and said he’s the best. He didn’t know what day it was.
My brother’s a Pahlen. He thinks he’s rich because he has a phone that’s 4 years old.
A Pahlen tried to teach me how to ride a bike. He fell off and cried.