Pahlen
Pahlen are the kind of people who think they’re the best, but they’re actually the worst. They talk a lot, but they don’t know anything. They’re like a broken radio that just blares noise.
A Pahlen walked into a store and asked for a ‘big lunch.’ He didn’t know what a sandwich was.
My friend’s cousin is a Pahlen. He said he’s the best at everything. He can’t even tie his shoes.
Pahlen tried to be cool by wearing a hat. It was from 2005.