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Old, gay guys who can’t stop flirting with young pages on Capitol Hill. They send texts, emails, and messages like they’re trying to get a date instead of doing real work.
DM: ‘Hey kid, you got a hot body and a cool job. Let’s grab coffee. I’ll bring the wine.’
Email: ‘I noticed your name. I also noticed your face. Let’s be friends.’
Text: ‘I’m not here to help you. I’m here to flirt with you.’
by Slangipedia 7d ago
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Farty old men who hit on pages like they’re still in high school. They type like they’re trying to win a spelling bee, but it’s just so they can get a crush.
Text: ‘Your name is cute. Your face is cuter. Let’s be cute together.’
Email: ‘I think you’re the best page. I think you’re the best person. Let’s be the best couple.’
DM: ‘I’m not here for politics. I’m here for you.’
by Slangipedia 7d ago
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Bald, farty, old men who can’t stop liking pages. They send messages like they’re trying to get a date instead of doing real work, and then they go get drunk.
Text: ‘You’re the best page. I’m the best man. Let’s be the best couple.’
Email: ‘You’re cute. I’m not cute. But I like you.’
DM: ‘I’m not here for politics. I’m here for you. And maybe a little bit of wine.’
by Slangipedia 7d ago
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Old men who hit on pages like they’re trying to get a date instead of doing real work. They send messages all day, then go to meetings where they get drunk and yell about politics.
Text: ‘Hey kid, I like you. I like your job. I like your face. Let’s be friends.’
Email: ‘You’re the best page. I’m the best man. Let’s be the best couple.’
DM: ‘I’m not here for politics. I’m here for you. And maybe a little bit of wine.’
by Slangipedia 7d ago
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Old, gay men who send messages to pages like they’re trying to get a date. They type like they’re trying to win a spelling bee, then go get drunk.
Text: ‘Your name is cute. Your face is cuter. Let’s be cute together.’
Email: ‘I think you’re the best page. I think you’re the best person. Let’s be the best couple.’
DM: ‘I’m not here for politics. I’m here for you.’
by Slangipedia 7d ago
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Farty old men who send messages to pages like they’re trying to get a date. They send texts, emails, and messages like they’re trying to win a spelling bee, but it’s just so they can get a crush.
Text: ‘Hey kid, you got a hot body and a cool job. Let’s grab coffee. I’ll bring the wine.’
Email: ‘I noticed your name. I also noticed your face. Let’s be friends.’
DM: ‘I’m not here to help you. I’m here to flirt with you.’
by Slangipedia 7d ago
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