Pageophile
Farty old men who send messages to pages like they’re trying to get a date. They send texts, emails, and messages like they’re trying to win a spelling bee, but it’s just so they can get a crush.
Text: ‘Hey kid, you got a hot body and a cool job. Let’s grab coffee. I’ll bring the wine.’
Email: ‘I noticed your name. I also noticed your face. Let’s be friends.’
DM: ‘I’m not here to help you. I’m here to flirt with you.’