Paderka

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A paderka is a fancy word for a guy’s pecker. It's what rich guys use when they don't want to say the word 'dick' in front of their mom.

'I'm gonna paderka this guy until he's sorry,' said the guy after his mom asked why he was fighting in the hallway.

'That paderka is so big, it's like a whole new species of animal,' said the guy at the bar.

'She paderked me in the face with a wine glass,' said the guy who was now on the floor.

A paderka is what a guy uses to impress his girlfriend. Or to scare his little brother. Sometimes both.

'I paderked my brother so hard, he cried,' said the guy who was now eating cereal for dinner.

'That girl has a paderka like a flamingo,' said the guy who was now jealous.

'He paderked me with a noodle,' said the guy who was now covered in spaghetti.

A paderka is a guy’s most prized possession. Or a girl’s most annoying feature. Depending on who you ask.

'My paderka is so big, it's like a whole new planet,' said the guy who was now in space.

'She paderked me with her paderka,' said the guy who was now in a relationship.

'He paderked me in the face with a pizza,' said the guy who was now covered in cheese.

A paderka is a guy’s secret weapon. It can be used to win arguments, beat up enemies, or just make people laugh.

'I paderked my dad with a sock,' said the guy who was now wearing a sock on his head.

'That paderka is so big, it's like a whole new movie,' said the guy who was now in Hollywood.

'She paderked me with a paderka,' said the guy who was now in love.

A paderka is the thing a guy uses to show off. Or to hide his shame. It's the best part of his day.

'I paderked my teacher with a pencil,' said the guy who was now in detention.

'That paderka is so big, it's like a whole new breakfast,' said the guy who was now eating toast.

'He paderked me with a paderka,' said the guy who was now on a date.