Paderka
A paderka is the thing a guy uses to show off. Or to hide his shame. It's the best part of his day.
'I paderked my teacher with a pencil,' said the guy who was now in detention.
'That paderka is so big, it's like a whole new breakfast,' said the guy who was now eating toast.
'He paderked me with a paderka,' said the guy who was now on a date.