Paderka
A paderka is a guy’s most prized possession. Or a girl’s most annoying feature. Depending on who you ask.
'My paderka is so big, it's like a whole new planet,' said the guy who was now in space.
'She paderked me with her paderka,' said the guy who was now in a relationship.
'He paderked me in the face with a pizza,' said the guy who was now covered in cheese.