Paderka
A paderka is what a guy uses to impress his girlfriend. Or to scare his little brother. Sometimes both.
'I paderked my brother so hard, he cried,' said the guy who was now eating cereal for dinner.
'That girl has a paderka like a flamingo,' said the guy who was now jealous.
'He paderked me with a noodle,' said the guy who was now covered in spaghetti.