Pacefalm

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When something is so dumb it makes you want to slap your own face with a hammer. Like when your cousin’s pet goldfish wins the lottery and starts a band.
My uncle thinks the moon is made of cheese. I did a pacefalm so hard my face turned red.
My teacher said 2 + 2 = 5. I did a pacefalm so hard my hair stood up.
My mom thinks TikTok is a new kind of cereal. I did a pacefalm and my hand got stuck on my face.
by Slangipedia 6d ago
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When you see something so idiotic you punch your own face just to make it worse. Like when your dog starts a fight with the mailman over a single breadcrumb.
My dog fought the mailman over one crumb. I did a pacefalm and my face felt like a brick wall.
My brother thinks the sun is a giant flashlight. I did a pacefalm and my face made a loud *smack*.
My sister thinks clouds are made of cotton candy. I did a pacefalm and my face turned into a pink blur.
by Slangipedia 6d ago
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When you’re so annoyed you slap your own face so hard you feel it in your brain. Like when your friend’s pet turtle starts a YouTube channel and gets 10 million followers.
My friend’s turtle has 10 million followers. I did a pacefalm and my brain felt like it was on fire.
My neighbor thinks the sky is a giant pizza. I did a pacefalm and my face looked like a tomato.
My dad thinks cars are powered by glitter. I did a pacefalm and my hand got stuck again.
by Slangipedia 6d ago
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