Pacefalm
When you’re so annoyed you slap your own face so hard you feel it in your brain. Like when your friend’s pet turtle starts a YouTube channel and gets 10 million followers.
My friend’s turtle has 10 million followers. I did a pacefalm and my brain felt like it was on fire.
My neighbor thinks the sky is a giant pizza. I did a pacefalm and my face looked like a tomato.
My dad thinks cars are powered by glitter. I did a pacefalm and my hand got stuck again.