Pacefalm
When you see something so idiotic you punch your own face just to make it worse. Like when your dog starts a fight with the mailman over a single breadcrumb.
My dog fought the mailman over one crumb. I did a pacefalm and my face felt like a brick wall.
My brother thinks the sun is a giant flashlight. I did a pacefalm and my face made a loud *smack*.
My sister thinks clouds are made of cotton candy. I did a pacefalm and my face turned into a pink blur.