Pacefalm
When something is so dumb it makes you want to slap your own face with a hammer. Like when your cousin’s pet goldfish wins the lottery and starts a band.
My uncle thinks the moon is made of cheese. I did a pacefalm so hard my face turned red.
My teacher said 2 + 2 = 5. I did a pacefalm so hard my hair stood up.
My mom thinks TikTok is a new kind of cereal. I did a pacefalm and my hand got stuck on my face.