Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

A fancy, snobby way to say o'clock, like a rich kid who thinks they're better than everyone else

'I'll be there at 3 o'glark, or I'll kick your ass.'

'She showed up at 8 o'glark, like she was royalty.'

'He said 12 o'glark, but it was actually 11:58, and he was already drunk.'

2

A way to say o'clock that sounds like you're talking to a goat who just ate your homework

'I'll meet you at 2 o'glark, or I'll come and eat your face.'

'She was late because she thought 9 o'glark was 9:00, not 9:05.'

'He said 7 o'glark, but it was actually 6:59, and he was still chewing gum.'

3

A stupid, overused way to say o'clock, like your grandma who still uses a rotary phone

'I'll be there at 5 o'glark, or I'll bring my dog to your house.'

'She showed up at 10 o'glark, but it was 10:01, and she was already crying.'

'He said 1 o'glark, but it was actually 12:59, and he was still eating breakfast.'

4

A way to say o'clock that sounds like you're bragging about your morning coffee

'I'll meet you at 4 o'glark, or I'll drink your coffee.'

'She said she'd be there at 6 o'glark, but she was still in her pajamas.'

'He showed up at 11 o'glark, but it was actually 10:59, and he was still half-asleep.'

5

A fancy-ass way to say o'clock, like you're trying to sound smart but you're just being annoying

'I'll be there at 3 o'glark, or I'll make you do push-ups.'

'She showed up at 8 o'glark, but it was actually 8:01, and she was still eating cereal.'

'He said 12 o'glark, but it was 11:58, and he was already drunk.'

6

A way to say o'clock that sounds like you're trying to be cool but you're just being a dumbass

'I'll meet you at 2 o'glark, or I'll come and eat your face.'

'She showed up at 9 o'glark, but it was actually 9:02, and she was still in her pajamas.'

'He said 7 o'glark, but it was 6:59, and he was still eating breakfast.'