o'glark
A way to say o'clock that sounds like you're talking to a goat who just ate your homework
'I'll meet you at 2 o'glark, or I'll come and eat your face.'
'She was late because she thought 9 o'glark was 9:00, not 9:05.'
'He said 7 o'glark, but it was actually 6:59, and he was still chewing gum.'