o'glark
A way to say o'clock that sounds like you're trying to be cool but you're just being a dumbass
'I'll meet you at 2 o'glark, or I'll come and eat your face.'
'She showed up at 9 o'glark, but it was actually 9:02, and she was still in her pajamas.'
'He said 7 o'glark, but it was 6:59, and he was still eating breakfast.'