o'glark
A way to say o'clock that sounds like you're bragging about your morning coffee
'I'll meet you at 4 o'glark, or I'll drink your coffee.'
'She said she'd be there at 6 o'glark, but she was still in her pajamas.'
'He showed up at 11 o'glark, but it was actually 10:59, and he was still half-asleep.'