O.E.G.M

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A one-eyed green monster is what comes out of your butt when you ate too much garbage and your guts exploded.

My O. E. G. M hit the toilet like a freight train. I'm still cleaning up the mess.

I saw my O. E. G. M in the toilet and it looked like it was judging me.

My O. E. G. M came out during a Zoom meeting. My boss asked if I was sick or just cursed.

The one-eyed green monster is the leftover gunk that didn’t want to be pooped and stayed inside your butt like a dirty secret.

I had to deal with my O. E. G. M for two days. It was like having a smelly roommate inside me.

My O. E. G. M came out during my lunch break and ruined my snack.

My O. E. G. M was so bad, I had to take a picture and send it to my friend.

A one-eyed green monster is the last piece of crap that didn’t want to leave and stayed behind to haunt your butt.

My O. E. G. M was so big, it blocked the toilet. I had to call my mom for help.

I had to deal with my O. E. G. M all day. It was like having a monster inside me.

My O. E. G. M came out during a dance party. I had to stop dancing and clean it up.

The one-eyed green monster is the last chunk of poop that didn’t want to be pooped and stayed in your butt like a stubborn kid.

My O. E. G. M was so stubborn, I had to chase it out of my butt like it was a runaway dog.

I had to deal with my O. E. G. M during my math test. It was not helpful.

My O. E. G. M came out during a video call and my teacher asked if I was sick or just messy.

A one-eyed green monster is what your butt leaves behind when it doesn’t want to be clean and throws the last chunk at you.

My O. E. G. M came out when I was eating my favorite pizza. It was like a poop attack.

I had to clean up my O. E. G. M in the middle of my homework. It was like a poop interruption.

My O. E. G. M was so green, it looked like it was plotting against me.