O.E.G.M
The one-eyed green monster is the last chunk of poop that didn’t want to be pooped and stayed in your butt like a stubborn kid.
My O. E. G. M was so stubborn, I had to chase it out of my butt like it was a runaway dog.
I had to deal with my O. E. G. M during my math test. It was not helpful.
My O. E. G. M came out during a video call and my teacher asked if I was sick or just messy.