O.E.G.M
A one-eyed green monster is the last piece of crap that didn’t want to leave and stayed behind to haunt your butt.
My O. E. G. M was so big, it blocked the toilet. I had to call my mom for help.
I had to deal with my O. E. G. M all day. It was like having a monster inside me.
My O. E. G. M came out during a dance party. I had to stop dancing and clean it up.