O.E.G.M
The one-eyed green monster is the leftover gunk that didn’t want to be pooped and stayed inside your butt like a dirty secret.
I had to deal with my O. E. G. M for two days. It was like having a smelly roommate inside me.
My O. E. G. M came out during my lunch break and ruined my snack.
My O. E. G. M was so bad, I had to take a picture and send it to my friend.