O'Doul's

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The worst beer ever made: it’s like non-alcoholic beer for people who are too chicken to drink real beer. It has 0.5% alcohol, which means you’d have to chug like 100 cans just to feel a tiny little buzz.
My uncle tried to pass off O'Doul's as beer at the party. I almost cried.
I drank 20 cans of O'Doul's and still felt like I was sober.
My mom drinks O'Doul's because she’s afraid of getting a little drunk.
by Slangipedia 7d ago
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The most boring drinking contest ever, two people try to get drunk on O'Doul's and end up feeling like they wasted their time.
My cousin and I had a contest to see who could get drunk on O'Doul's first. Neither of us won.
My brother challenged me to a O'Doul's drinking competition. I lost, and it felt like a loss.
My friend and I tried to get drunk on O'Doul's. We just felt sad.
by Slangipedia 7d ago
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A girl so ugly she looks like a 0.5 on a scale where 10 is hot and 0 is a dead raccoon.
My cousin’s girlfriend is so ugly, she’s like a 0.5 on the hotness scale.
That girl in my class is so ugly, she’s like a 0.5 in a world of 10s.
My aunt is so ugly, she’s like a 0.5 on a beauty scale.
by Slangipedia 7d ago
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You yell ‘O'Doul’s!’ when your family says stupid stuff that makes you cringe. It’s like when your cousin goes down on you and you’re like, ‘This is weird, but it’s also kind of gross.’
My cousin went down on my brother, and I screamed, ‘O'Doul’s!’
My sister said something weird to my dad, and I yelled, ‘O'Doul’s!’
My uncle said something inappropriate to my mom, and I screamed, ‘O'Doul’s!’
by Slangipedia 7d ago
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The beer for people who can’t handle real beer. It’s for the guy who gets passed around at the party and ends up drinking all the O'Doul’s while everyone else drinks real beer.
My friend got passed around at the party and drank all the O'Doul’s.
The guy at the company party drank all the O'Doul’s and still felt sober.
I was the guy who drank all the O'Doul’s at the party.
by Slangipedia 7d ago
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The beer for people who think they’re tough but are actually just pretending. It’s like saying you’re a straight edge person, but you still drink O'Doul’s.
My friend says he’s straight edge but still drinks O'Doul’s.
I told my brother I was straight edge, but I still drank O'Doul’s.
My cousin says he’s tough, but he still drinks O'Doul’s.
by Slangipedia 7d ago
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The beer for people who are too weak to handle real beer. It’s like beer for people who are too scared to get a little drunk.
My mom drinks O'Doul’s because she’s afraid of getting drunk.
My brother drinks O'Doul’s because he’s too scared to drink real beer.
I drank O'Doul’s because I was too weak to handle real beer.
by Slangipedia 7d ago
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