O'Doul's - The beer for people who are too weak to handle real beer. It

The beer for people who are too weak to handle real beer. It’s like beer for people who are too scared to get a little drunk.

My mom drinks O'Doul’s because she’s afraid of getting drunk.

My brother drinks O'Doul’s because he’s too scared to drink real beer.

I drank O'Doul’s because I was too weak to handle real beer.