O'Doul's
The worst beer ever made: it’s like non-alcoholic beer for people who are too chicken to drink real beer. It has 0.5% alcohol, which means you’d have to chug like 100 cans just to feel a tiny little buzz.
My uncle tried to pass off O'Doul's as beer at the party. I almost cried.
I drank 20 cans of O'Doul's and still felt like I was sober.
My mom drinks O'Doul's because she’s afraid of getting a little drunk.