O'Doul's
The beer for people who think they’re tough but are actually just pretending. It’s like saying you’re a straight edge person, but you still drink O'Doul’s.
My friend says he’s straight edge but still drinks O'Doul’s.
I told my brother I was straight edge, but I still drank O'Doul’s.
My cousin says he’s tough, but he still drinks O'Doul’s.