Octopush

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A wild underwater game where you wear snorkels and beat the snot out of a lead puck. Six players on each team, and if you're not in the game, you're just a piece of trash.
I'd rather get stuck in a locker than play Octopush again.
My cousin tried to join the team and got tossed out like a used tampon.
The puck hit me in the face so hard I think I lost a tooth.
by Slangipedia 9d ago
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It’s like hockey, but underwater, and the sticks are tiny. You wear fins and go faster than a farty goldfish. You can flick that puck so high it hits the ceiling.
I flicked the puck so high it looked like it was trying to escape the pool.
My friend got stuck under the pool and had to be rescued by the ref.
The puck hit me in the head so hard I got a brain fart.
by Slangipedia 9d ago
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A sport where you dunk your face in water and try to beat the puck while everyone else is trying to punch you. It’s been around forever, and it’s called Octopush because they have eight pushers.
I got pushed so hard I think I got a black eye and a bruised ego.
My team barely won because my brother kept throwing the puck at me.
The puck hit me so hard I think I lost my voice.
by Slangipedia 9d ago
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