Octopush
A sport where you dunk your face in water and try to beat the puck while everyone else is trying to punch you. It’s been around forever, and it’s called Octopush because they have eight pushers.
I got pushed so hard I think I got a black eye and a bruised ego.
My team barely won because my brother kept throwing the puck at me.
The puck hit me so hard I think I lost my voice.