Octopush
A wild underwater game where you wear snorkels and beat the snot out of a lead puck. Six players on each team, and if you're not in the game, you're just a piece of trash.
I'd rather get stuck in a locker than play Octopush again.
My cousin tried to join the team and got tossed out like a used tampon.
The puck hit me in the face so hard I think I lost a tooth.