Octopush
It’s like hockey, but underwater, and the sticks are tiny. You wear fins and go faster than a farty goldfish. You can flick that puck so high it hits the ceiling.
I flicked the puck so high it looked like it was trying to escape the pool.
My friend got stuck under the pool and had to be rescued by the ref.
The puck hit me in the head so hard I got a brain fart.