October 31 national slap ass

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Every year on October 31, you have to slap someone’s butt like it’s a holiday. No excuses. If you don’t slap, you’re a butt-hating loser.

My mom slapped my dad’s butt so hard, the neighbors thought it was a car crash.

I slapped my teacher’s butt during class. She gave me a D+ for creativity.

My brother slapped my dog’s butt and now he wags it like a victory dance.

On October 31, you’re legally required to slap someone’s butt. If you don’t, you’re not a real person. You’re a butt-wannabe.

At the store, I slapped the cashier’s butt. She dropped my groceries and my coffee.

My friend slapped my boss’s butt. Now he thinks I’m a spy.

I slapped my sister’s butt so hard, she turned into a human jellyfish.

October 31 is the day you must hit someone’s butt with your hand. No butt, no glory. Just slap it and be done with it.

My dad slapped my uncle’s butt so hard, it echoed in the whole neighborhood.

I slapped my friend’s butt in the elevator. The doors wouldn’t close for 10 minutes.

My mom slapped my brother’s butt so hard, he fell into the kitchen.