October 31 national slap ass
Every year on October 31, you have to slap someone’s butt like it’s a holiday. No excuses. If you don’t slap, you’re a butt-hating loser.
My mom slapped my dad’s butt so hard, the neighbors thought it was a car crash.
I slapped my teacher’s butt during class. She gave me a D+ for creativity.
My brother slapped my dog’s butt and now he wags it like a victory dance.