October 31 national slap ass
October 31 is the day you must hit someone’s butt with your hand. No butt, no glory. Just slap it and be done with it.
My dad slapped my uncle’s butt so hard, it echoed in the whole neighborhood.
I slapped my friend’s butt in the elevator. The doors wouldn’t close for 10 minutes.
My mom slapped my brother’s butt so hard, he fell into the kitchen.
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