October 31 national slap ass
On October 31, you’re legally required to slap someone’s butt. If you don’t, you’re not a real person. You’re a butt-wannabe.
At the store, I slapped the cashier’s butt. She dropped my groceries and my coffee.
My friend slapped my boss’s butt. Now he thinks I’m a spy.
I slapped my sister’s butt so hard, she turned into a human jellyfish.