Oceano

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Oceano is a deathcore band from Chicago. They’re the only metal band with a black guy as their frontman, and that’s so f***ing cool it should be illegal.

My cousin tried to sing their song and screamed like a f***ing banshee.

I broke my headphones listening to their music. They’re that loud.

I got a tattoo of their logo and it’s the best decision I’ve ever made.

by Slangipedia 7d ago

Oceano 13 is a gang in Oceano, CA. They’re so inbred it’s like they’re all related to each other and also to a goat. They’re slow as f*** but they never die.

My uncle got beat up by them and now he walks like a f***ing turtle.

They once tried to take over the town and failed because they forgot how to count.

I saw one of them eating a sandwich with his hands and it was the saddest thing I’ve ever seen.

by Slangipedia 7d ago

The ocean is like a giant f***ing beast. It’s beautiful and it’s terrifying. It’s like it’s watching you and it’s waiting for you to mess up.

I tried to swim in it and it almost swallowed me whole.

I looked at it from a boat and it was like it was laughing at me.

I got seasick and threw up on my brother. It was worth it.

by Slangipedia 7d ago

Oceano, CA is a tiny town with a huge gang problem. It’s like the whole town is just one big f***ing mess.

I went there for vacation and all I saw was a guy selling lard doughnuts.

The gang tried to take over the town and failed because they’re all too dumb.

I got lost in the middle of nowhere and found a doughnut shop. It was magical.

by Slangipedia 7d ago

Oceano is a gang in California. They’re not very smart but they’re loud and they never give up.

I heard them screaming at the top of their lungs and it was like a war.

They once fought in the middle of the street and I had to dodge a flying shoe.

They’re so loud I think they’re trying to wake up the dead.

by Slangipedia 7d ago