Oceano
Oceano 13 is a gang in Oceano, CA. They’re so inbred it’s like they’re all related to each other and also to a goat. They’re slow as f*** but they never die.
My uncle got beat up by them and now he walks like a f***ing turtle.
They once tried to take over the town and failed because they forgot how to count.
I saw one of them eating a sandwich with his hands and it was the saddest thing I’ve ever seen.