Oceano - The ocean is like a giant f***ing beast. It’s beautiful and

The ocean is like a giant f***ing beast. It’s beautiful and it’s terrifying. It’s like it’s watching you and it’s waiting for you to mess up.

I tried to swim in it and it almost swallowed me whole.

I looked at it from a boat and it was like it was laughing at me.

I got seasick and threw up on my brother. It was worth it.