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A messed-up mix of being a total obsessive and a hormonal mess. It’s like having a tiny monster in your head that screams at you every day.

Why did you leave the toilet seat up? Did you forget I had a migraine last week? And don’t even get me started on your hair.

I’m not mad. I’m just disappointed. And also slightly confused about why you still have that ugly shirt from 2017.

You didn’t even remember my birthday. How could you forget the day I was born? I’ve been alive for 20 years and you couldn’t even remember that.

by Slangipedia 7d ago

A disease where you turn into a screaming, dramatic, and totally unreasonable human being. It usually hits women hard, but sometimes it sneaks up on men too.

You didn’t clean your room. I’ve had to deal with your mess for 3 years. And now I have to hear about it for 3 more.

I didn’t do anything wrong. You just forgot that I exist. Also, the laundry is still on the floor.

You said you’d come over. You said you’d bring chips. You said you’d bring cookies. You brought bread. What kind of monster are you?

by Slangipedia 7d ago

A crazy mix of being overly picky and having mood swings like a tornado. It’s mostly for women, but sometimes men get it too. It’s basically a mental illness that makes you hate everyone.

I’m not yelling. I’m just expressing my feelings. Also, you put the ketchup in the mustard jar. Why would you do that?

You didn’t call me. You didn’t text me. You didn’t even say hi. I had to find out about your new haircut from my mom.

You said you’d fix the sink. You said you’d bring me coffee. You said you’d remember my birthday. You forgot everything. What even is life?

by Slangipedia 7d ago

A terrible condition where you yell about everything. It’s like being a toddler with a PhD in being dramatic.

You left your socks on the floor. I’ve had to deal with your mess for 3 years. Also, you put the coffee in the fridge. Why would you do that?

I didn’t do anything wrong. You just forgot that I exist. Also, you didn’t put the trash out. What kind of monster are you?

You said you’d remember my birthday. You said you’d bring me cake. You said you’d be here. You weren’t. What even is life?

by Slangipedia 7d ago

A mental illness that turns you into a human rant machine. You can’t stop talking about everything, even if it’s 2 a. m. and you’re crying in the kitchen.

I’m not crying. I’m just expressing my feelings. Also, you didn’t clean your room. Also, you forgot my birthday. Also, I hate your hair.

You said you’d come over. You said you’d bring chips. You said you’d bring cookies. You brought bread. What kind of monster are you?

You didn’t call me. You didn’t text me. You didn’t even say hi. I had to find out about your new haircut from my mom.

by Slangipedia 7d ago

A disease that makes you yell about everything, even if it’s not important. It’s like being a drama queen with a loudspeaker.

You left your socks on the floor. I’ve had to deal with your mess for 3 years. Also, you put the coffee in the fridge. Also, I hate your hair.

I didn’t do anything wrong. You just forgot that I exist. Also, you didn’t put the trash out. Also, you brought bread. What kind of monster are you?

You said you’d remember my birthday. You said you’d bring me cake. You said you’d be here. You weren’t. What even is life?

by Slangipedia 7d ago